We are eating 900% more broccoli than we did 20 years ago.

Q: What's the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us? A: In order for us to get some dick in the White House, we had to go out and vote. Q: How will history remember Bill Clinton? A: The President after Bush. Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and his dog Buddy? A: One tries to hump the leg of every woman in the White House, the other is a chocolate Lab. Q: What does Clinton say to interns as they leave his office? A: "Don't hit your head on the desk." Q: Did you hear about the Bill Clinton sale at clothing stores on President's Day? A: All pants half off. Q: What do Monica Lewinsky and the Buffalo Bills have in common? A: They both blew the big one several times. Q: What was the first thing Monica saw in government? A: The Executive Branch. Q: What do Monica Lewinsky and soda pop machines have in common? A: They both have slots which say "Insert Bill" here." Q: What's the difference between Watergate and Zippergate? A: This time we know who Deep Throat is. Q: What's the recipe for Clinton stew? A: A small weenie in hot water. Q: What are the ingredients for the new, improved Clinton stew? A: One wiener, one tongue, one cooked goose, lots of spilled beans and hot water. Q: What did Clinton say when asked if he had used protection? A: "Sure, there was a guard standing right outside the door." Q: What's the difference between Clinton and a screwdriver? A: A screwdriver turns in screws, and Clinton screws interns. Q: How do you know Bill Clinton is done having sex? A: You have to wipe the "White-Water" off your blouse...