Egg yolks are one of the few foods that naturally contain Vitamin D.

Way to keep healthy level of insanity in the workplace 1. Page yourself over the intercom. 2. Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Always wear them one day after your boss does. 3. While sitting at your desk, soak your fingers in "Palmolive." 4. Put up mosquito netting around your cubicle. 5. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that. 6. Put your garbage can on your desk. Label it "IN." 7. Determine how many cups of coffee are "too many." 8. Put decaf in the coffeemaker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 9. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors." 10. If you have a glass eye.