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Q: What`s the difference between a man and E.T.?A: E.T. phoned home.Q: How do men get excersize at the beach?A: By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.Q: What`s a man`s idea of helpin with the housework?A: Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.Q: Why are all dumb blond jokes oneliners?A: So men can understand them.Q: How do women define a 50/50 relationship?A: We cook/they eat; We clean/they dirty; We iron/ they wrinkle.Q: What is the difference between government bonds and men?A: Government bonds mature.Q: How are men like noodles?A: They are always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.Q: Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women?A: When it`s time to go back to his childhood, he`s already there.Q: Why is it good that there are female astronauts?A: When the crew gets lost in space at least the women will ask for directions.Q: What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?A: A hot dog and a six pack.Q: What`s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?A: Put the remote control between his toes.