Awesome! No Bake ~ Macaroni and Cheese

Awesome! No Bake ~ Macaroni and Cheese is an American hor d'oeuvre. One portion of this dish contains about 11g of prote

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Steakhouse Burger

Steakhouse Burger might be just the American recipe you are searching for. This recipe makes 6 servings with 387 calorie

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Sheet Pan Classic Breakfast Bake (Eggs, Bacon, & Home Fries!)

Sheet Pan Classic Breakfast Bake (Eggs, Bacon, & Home Fries!) is a gluten free and dairy free side dish. One serving con

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Lemon Blueberry Cheesecake French Toast Streusel Muffins

Lemon Blueberry Cheesecake French Toast Streusel Muffins is an American recipe that serves 12. Watching your figure? Thi

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Shamrock Shake Cupcakes

Shamrock Shake Cupcakes is a lacto ovo vegetarian recipe with 12 servings. One serving contains 443 calories, 4g of prot

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Panettone French Toast

Panettone French Toast could be just the gluten free and lacto ovo vegetarian recipe you've been looking for. This recip

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Chicken Cordon Bleu Burgers

If you want to add more American recipes to your recipe box, Chicken Cordon Bleu Burgers might be a recipe you should tr

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Game Day Chili

The recipe Game Day Chili can be made in about 1 hour and 50 minutes. For $3.18 per serving, this recipe covers 38% of y

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Fudgy Paleo Beetroot Brownies

If you want to add more American recipes to your repertoire, Fudgy Paleo Beetroot Brownies might be a recipe you should

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Grilled Chicken Caesar Salad

Grilled Chicken Caesar Salad might be just the American recipe you are searching for. This recipe makes 4 servings with

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Food Trivia

Peanuts aren't nuts, they're legumes.

Food Joke

One thing that has always bugged me, and I'm sure it does most of you, is to sit down at the dinner table only to be interrupted by a phone call from a telemarketer. I decided, on one such occasion, to try to be as irritating as they were to me. The call was from AT&T and it went something like this: Me: Hello AT&T: Hello, this is AT&T... Me: Is this AT&T? AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T... Me: This is AT&T? AT&T: Yes This is AT&T... Me: Is this AT&T? AT&T: YES! This is AT&T, may I speak to Mr. Byron please? Me: May I ask who is calling? AT&T: This is AT&T. Me: OK, hold on. At this point I put the phone down for a solid 5 minutes thinking that, surely, this person would have hung up the phone. I ate my salad. Much to my surprise, when I picked up the receiver, they were still waiting. Me: Hello? AT&T: Is this Mr. Byron? Me: May I ask who is calling please? AT&T: Yes this is AT&T... Me: Is this AT&T? AT&T: Yes this is AT&T... Me: This is AT&T? AT&T: Yes, is this Mr. Byron? Me: Yes, is this AT&T? AT&T: Yes sir. Me: The phone company? AT&T: Yes sir. Me: I thought you said this was AT&T. AT&T: Yes sir, we are a phone company. Me: I already have a phone. AT&T: We aren't selling phones today Mr. Byron. Me: Well whatever it is, I'm really not interested but thanks for calling. When you are not interested in something, I don't think you can express yourself any plainer than by saying "I'm really not interested," but this lady was persistent. AT&T: Mr. Byron, we would like to offer you 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. Now, I am sure she meant she was offering a "rate" of 10 cents a minute, but she at no time used the word "rate." I could clearly see that it was time to whip out the trusty old calculator and do a little ciphering. Me: Now, that's 10 cents a minute 24 hours a day? AT&T: Yes sir, that's right! 24 hours a day! Me: 7 days a week? AT&T: That's right. Me: 365 days a year? AT&T: Yes sir. Me: I am definitely interested in that! Wow! That's amazing! AT&T: We think so! Me: That's quite a sum of money! AT&T: Yes sir, it's amazing how it adds up. Me: OK, so will you send me checks weekly, monthly or just one big one at the end of the year for the full $52,560, and if you send an annual check, can I get a cash advance? AT&T: Excuse me? Me: You know, the 10 cents a minute. AT&T: What are you talking about? Me: You said you'd give me 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. That comes to $144 per day, $1,008 per week and $52,560 per year. I'm just interested in knowing how you will be making payment. AT&T: Oh no, sir, I didn't mean we'd be paying you. You pay us 10 cents a minute. Me: Wait a minute here! Didn't you say you'd give me 10 cents a minute? Are you sure this is AT&T? AT&T: Well, yes this is AT&T sir but... Me: But nothing, how do you figure that by saying that you'll give me 10 cents a minute that I'll give you 10 cents a minute? Is this some kind of subliminal telemarketing scheme? I've read about things like this in the Enquirer, you know. Don't use your alien brainwashing techniques on me. AT&T: No sir, we are offering 10 cents a minute for... Me: THERE YOU GO AGAIN! Can I speak to a supervisor please! AT&T: Sir, I don't think that is necessary. Me: Sure! You say that now! What happens later? AT&T: What? Me: I insist on speaking to a supervisor! AT&T: Yes Mr. Byron. Please hold. So now AT&T has me on hold and my supper is getting cold. I begin to eat while I'm waiting for a supervisor. After a wait of a few minutes and while I have a mouth full of food: Supervisor: Mr. Byron? Me: Yeth? Supervisor: I understand you are not quite understanding our 10 cents.

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