'SPAM' is short for spiced ham.

Amathophobia: The fear of dust. Anananany: The inability to stop spelling 'banana' once you've started. Anatidaephobia: The fear that wherever you are, a duck is watching! Androphobia: The fear of men. Angoraphobia: The fear of soft sweaters and rabbits. Anthropophobia: The fear of human beings. Archibutyrophobia: The fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth. Eonaphobics: The fear of transvestites. Friendorphobia: The fear of being asked "Who goes there?" Friggaphobics: People who fear Fridays. Genuphobia: The fear of knees. Graphophobia: The fear of writing. Heortophobia: The fear of holidays. Iophobia: The fear of rust. Katagelophobia: The fear of ridicule. Lyssophobia: The fear of insanity. Peniaphobia: The fear of poverty. Phobaphobia: The fear of fear itself. Phobia: What you have left over after you drink two out of a 6-pack. Phronemophobia: The fear of thinking. Pognophobia: The fear of beards. Quadriphobia: The fear of 4-way stops and not knowing who goes next.