One of the most expensive pizzas ever made cost £4200. The “Pizza Royale 007” featured caviar, lobster, and 24-carat gold dust.

A Canadian was in France, out of his wallet he removed a stick of gum he had from the airport in Canada, and started to chew it. He walked into a French coffee shop and sat himself beside an English speaking French man. Frenchman: In Canada, what do you do with your used tires? Canadian: We send em to France to get turned into paper plates. French man: What do you do with your used plastic bags? Canadian: We send em to France to get turned into a gold ring. Hey, what do you do with your used comdoms? French man: we send em to Canada to get turned into bubble gum.