The earliest form of eating processed food occurred in early hunting cultures when the men who made a kill would be rewarded with a meal of the partially digested contents of the stomach of their prey.

Conversation in a restaurant – part 1 Maurice and Sadie are out eating in the ‘Bubbeh-Myseh’ restaurant. Whilst Maurice is eating his grilled steak and chips, the waiter comes over to him and asks, "Is everything OK, sir?" "Well," replies Maurice, "I asked for my steak to be rare, and it was well done." "Thank you sir," says the waiter, "we always aim to please."