It's always a good idea to make friends with babies. That's free cake once a year for a lifetime.

Diet tip: If you think you're hungry, you might just be thirsty. Have a bottle of wine first and then see how you feel.

I went to a peanut factory last week. It was nuts!

I am on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.

One day you're the best thing since sliced bread. The next, you're toast.

If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib!

I was never a photogenic person, because when everyone said cheese I said "WHERE"?

Subway is definitely the healthiest fast food available because they make you get out of the car.

Now what's on the menu? Me-n-u

My annual performance review says I lack "passion & intensity", guess management hasn't seen me alone with a Big Mac.

Excuse me? Do you work at Little Ceasars? Cuz Ur Hot And I'm Ready.