{"id":180,"text":"Norman Borlaug, an agricultural scientist, developed new strains of crops which yielded 4 times as much food . He is said to have saved the lives of over a billion people, making him one of the most influential men in human history.","created_at":"2018-10-12T23:00:07.000000Z","updated_at":"2018-10-12T23:00:07.000000Z"}

{"id":122,"text":"On a group of beautiful deserted tropical islands in the middle of\nnowhere, the following people are suddenly stranded by, as you\nmight expect, a shipwreck:\n2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman, 2 French men and 1 French woman,\n2 German men and 1 German woman,\n2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman,\n2 English men and 1 English woman,\n2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman,\n2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman,\n2 Chinese men and 1 Chinese woman,\n2 American men and 1 American woman, and\n2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman\nOne month later on these same absolutely stunningly beautiful\ndesert islands in the middle of nowhere, the following\nthings have occurred:\nOne Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.\nThe two French men and the French woman are living happily\ntogether in a menage-a-trois.\nThe two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating\nvisits with the German woman.\nThe two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman\nis cleaning and cooking for them.\nThe two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to\nthe English woman.\nThe two Bulgarian men took one long look at the endless ocean,\nanother long look at the Bulgarian woman, and started swimming.\nThe two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.\nThe two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy, a liquor store, a\nrestaurant, and a laundry, and have got the woman pregnant in\norder to supply employees for the store.\nThe two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide\nbecause the American woman keeps endlessly complaining about her body,the\ntrue nature of feminism, how she can do everything they can do, the\nnecessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how sand\nand palm trees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend respected her\nopinion and treated her nicer than they do, how her relationship with her\nmother is improving, and at least the taxes are low and it isn't raining.\nThe two Irish men have divided the island into North and South and\nset up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture\nbecause it gets sort of foggy after the first few liters of coconut\nwhiskey.\nBut they're satisfied because at least the English aren't having any fun.","created_at":"2021-10-05T23:00:03.000000Z","updated_at":"2021-10-05T23:00:03.000000Z"}