The largest item on any menu in the world is the roast camel.

Walking away from dinner Yetta and Sarah, both well known braggers, meet one Sunday at Brent Cross shopping centre. "I held a fantastic dinner party last night," says Yetta, "my guests had so much good food and wine available to them that when they left to walk over to their cars, they were all doubled-over." Without missing a beat, Sarah replies, "From your house they could walk?"