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Food Joke
Relationships
Moishe and his wife Sadie are having dinner
at an upmarket restaurant in Golders Green when an attractive young redhead
walks by, smiles at Moishe and says, "Hello Moishe."
Sadie immediately asks, "And who was that
girl who just spoke to you?"
Moishe replies, "Oh her, that`s my mistress."
"You have a mistress? I don’t believe
you. How long has this been going on?" says Sadie.
"About ten years, on and off." answers
Moishe.
"Ten years?", says Sadie. "You bastard!
I`ll see a solicitor tomorrow and start divorce proceedings. I’ll ruin
you, you wait and see."
"Now hold on Sadie," responds Moishe,
"just think about it for a minute. If we get a divorce, you will only get
only half of what we have together now. You won`t have our big house in
Hampstead, you’ll no longer get a new Lexus as your birthday present from
me each year, you won`t be able to play golf all day with your friends,
you won’t …."
But before Moishe can continue, a blonde
walks past and says to him, "Hello, nice to see you again."
Sadie asks, "And who was that, another
of your ‘girls’?"
Moishe replies, "No, that`s Hyme’s mistress."
"You mean that Hyme also has a mistress?"
says Sadie, surprised.
Moishe answers, "Of course, she’s been
with him for nearly twelve years."
Sadie then says, proudly, "I like ours
a lot better."