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Food Joke
Seder Pickup
Lines
Let`s make this night
really different from all others nights.
What will you do to
me for two zuzim?
What`s a girl like you
doing at a seder like this?
I like my matzo thin,
like my women.
Maybe when Elijah comes,
we can make it a threesome.
I hear that horseradish
is an aphrodisiac.
After four cups of wine,
you look like Cindy Crawford.
Darling, on this night
we are supposed to recline, so let`s get to it.
I bet I could make you
sing Dayenu!
Did that just say we
were in bondage?
I could never Pass you
Over.
We were strangers (with
emphasis on "were")
You`re a 10 in my hagadah.
I`m going to have to
search you for chometz.
How`s about we go re-live
the "Darkness" plague up in my room.
I`m like one of the
four sons; let me show you how wicked I can be.