The largest item found on any menu is roasted camel which is still served at some Bedouin weddings and was offered by royalty in Morocco several hundred years ago. The camel is cleaned and then stuffed with one whole lamb, 20 chickens, 60 eggs, and 110 gallons of water, among other ingredients.
Food Joke
Reminiscing
Ruth, Hetty and Naomi, all three in their
80s, are sitting together in their retirement home reminiscing about the
good old days. Ruth says, "I remember when I used to be able to buy lovely
big cucumbers at the greengrocers for no more than 1p each. They were giants
,
not like the little cucumbers on sale today."
Hetty then says, "Well I remember the
giant onions I used to be able to buy for ½ p each. Every week,
I always bought two of them (and she demonstrates the size of the two onions
with her hands as she talks) for my chicken soup."
Naomi, who has been sitting quietly listening
to Ruth and Hetty, then says, "I couldn’t hear a word either of you were
saying, but I remember the guy you were talking about."